Gentlemen, is your wardrobe… grounded? Yearning for a touch of the… cosmic? Low Tide Thread Co presents the Cosmic Cowboy ’86 Premium Tee ($40), a design they “really can’t get over how cool it ended up being!” High praise, indeed. Apparently, this hand-drawn “Cosmic Cowboy” is rocketing up the “staff favourites list with lightning speed!”
Gentlemen, tired of gifting the same old predictable presents? Does your discerning friend already own a solid gold toothpick and a self-folding laundry robot? Then behold: The Brick Sixty Coal Yard London Brick (£75). Yes, you read that right. A brick. But not just any brick, mind you. This is a LIMITED EDITION, matt black
Gentlemen, is your current pen letting you down? Is it too… large? Fear not! The Everyman Grafton Mini Pen ($46) is here to compensate. This isn’t just a pen; it’s a mini pen, expertly engineered for maximum writing prowess in a ridiculously small package. Weighing less than an ounce – that’s feather-light bragging rights, gents
Forget your fancy lavender and sea breeze nonsense, fellas. If you want your bachelor pad to truly scream masculinity, you need the Tallgrass Cattleman Candle ($50). Inspired by Texan cattle drives of yesteryear, this bad boy promises to fill your abode with the essence of the American West. Now, we’re not entirely sure what that
Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly). Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.”
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?