Gentlemen, is your current pen letting you down? Is it too… large? Fear not! The Everyman Grafton Mini Pen ($46) is here to compensate. This isn’t just a pen; it’s a mini pen, expertly engineered for maximum writing prowess in a ridiculously small package. Weighing less than an ounce – that’s feather-light bragging rights, gents
Forget your fancy lavender and sea breeze nonsense, fellas. If you want your bachelor pad to truly scream masculinity, you need the Tallgrass Cattleman Candle ($50). Inspired by Texan cattle drives of yesteryear, this bad boy promises to fill your abode with the essence of the American West. Now, we’re not entirely sure what that
Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly). Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.”
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?
Gentlemen, behold! Devium USA has bestowed upon us a MASSIVE upgrade – no, not to world peace, but their Stampede Quilt Lined Flannel Jacket ($238). And frankly, for toasty fingers, it’s arguably more important this winter. Crafted from their best-selling “Boca Flannel” (sounds delicious, probably isn’t edible), this jacket screams classic flannel, whispers refined gentleman.
Gentlemen, are you parched? Feeling less “distinguished gentleman” and more “desert wanderer”? Fear not, for Topo Designs has bestowed upon us the Nalgene Water Bottle ($20), a vessel so classically rugged, it’s practically wearing tweed. This isn’t just any Nalgene, mind you. This is the custom Topo Designs Nalgene, which we assume means it’s slightly