Fashion
Gentlemen, is your current shirt failing to keep you… dry during your rigorous commute from the fridge to the couch? The Howler Brothers Open Country Tech Shirt ($95) arrives, promising adventure-readiness for pursuits both grand and… mildly ambitious. “Open Country” might conjure images of rugged landscapes, but let’s be real, for most gents it’s the
Gentlemen, summer tactical chic is IN… if your tactical mission is “dominating brunch.” Taylor Stitch presents the Short Sleeve Surplus Shirt ($118), “inspired by vintage military surplus shirts from the 70s.” Translation: they raided grandpa’s attic, then made it… slightly less itchy. “100% organic cotton!” So sustainable, you can almost feel virtuous while spilling BBQ
Gentlemen, is your wardrobe… grounded? Yearning for a touch of the… cosmic? Low Tide Thread Co presents the Cosmic Cowboy ’86 Premium Tee ($40), a design they “really can’t get over how cool it ended up being!” High praise, indeed. Apparently, this hand-drawn “Cosmic Cowboy” is rocketing up the “staff favourites list with lightning speed!”
Gentlemen, gifting hiking boots can be tricky. Are you saying he needs to walk more? Luckily, Hoka’s Kaha 3 GTX ($240) isn’t just any boot. This is for the guy whose hikes are less “scenic stroll” and more “epic quest for the perfect vista that requires actual mountain goat skills.” These aren’t just waterproof; they’re
Gentlemen, ditch the iron and embrace the waffle. No, not breakfast. We’re talking the Taylor Stitch Conrad Shirt, a $128 slice of textured paradise. Imagine: you, a beach bonfire, and this shirt, ageing like a fine cheese (but smelling better). Taylor Stitch promises “nuance with every season,” which we interpret as “it’ll look progressively more
Gentlemen, prepare for footwear enlightenment. Hard Graft’s Pure Chelsea Boots ($452) are here, promising the comfort of a suede sock and the swagger of, well, a very expensive boot. Imagine: you, gliding through life, feeling like you’re wearing luxurious foot-gloves. These aren’t just boots; they’re “sneaker hybrids” with microporous soles – basically, bouncy castle technology
Gentlemen, behold! Devium USA has bestowed upon us a MASSIVE upgrade – no, not to world peace, but their Stampede Quilt Lined Flannel Jacket ($238). And frankly, for toasty fingers, it’s arguably more important this winter. Crafted from their best-selling “Boca Flannel” (sounds delicious, probably isn’t edible), this jacket screams classic flannel, whispers refined gentleman.
Gentlemen, is your current jacket… insufficiently “rig-riding”? Are you longing for outerwear that whispers “I wrestle steers on weekends,” even if your weekends mostly involve brunch and artisanal coffee? Then lasso yourself the Seager Ranch Jacket (£145)! Built for “everyday wear,” this ain’t no flimsy fashion piece. “Durable cotton corduroy” means it’s tougher than your
Gentlemen, are you seeking a garment that screams sophistication, power, and… just kidding. Sometimes, a gent just needs a bloody good sweatshirt. And in the arena of supremely comfortable, reliably sturdy, and stylishly understated sweats, allow us to introduce the Finisterre Coho Sweatshirt (£65). This isn’t some flimsy, disposable rag that’ll disintegrate after three washes.
Gentlemen, socks. Let’s be honest, usually about as thrilling a gift as… well, socks. But Arvin Goods Crew Socks ($16)? Buckle up, because these aren’t your average foot sheaths. We’re talking premium comfort, people. So premium, you might actually look forward to putting on socks in the morning (we’re as shocked as you are). Crafted
Gentlemen, gifting a rain jacket? Tread carefully. One wrong move and you’ve sentenced him to a lifetime of looking like a bewildered tourist lost in a drizzle. But fear not, because Howler Brothers have ridden in on a glorious, waterproof steed to deliver the Storm Splitter Rain Shell ($135). This ain’t your bargain bin, crinkly
Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for footwear so comfortable, it’s borderline irresponsible. Luca’s Terra Moc Chukka Sneaker Boots are here to redefine ‘relaxed’. Imagine the refined look of a suede chukka, then inject the cloud-like bounce of your favourite sneakers. Crafted in Portugal – where they clearly understand the art of relaxamento – these beauties feature a
Gentlemen, are your current sweaters less ‘seafarer chic’ and more ‘landlubber limp’? Fear not, for Taylor Stitch presents the Fisherman Sweater! For $188, you’re getting a chunky, durable knit that’s tougher than a week-old ship’s biscuit (but infinitely softer). This isn’t some flimsy fashion fad; it’s a nod to hardy seafaring heroes – without the
Gentlemen, are your current hoodies lacking in… tacticality? Do you yearn for more zippered pockets? Then the Filson x Ten Thousand Tactical Hoodie ($168) is your answer. Designed for “world-class athletes and trainers” (so, probably a bit overkill for your average Netflix binge), this hoodie is built to withstand the rigours of… well, strenuous workouts.
Gentlemen, do you yearn for the comfort of a sweater but the presentability of a shirt? Do you secretly dream of wearing pyjamas to every meeting? Then the Taylor Stitch Coastline Knit Shirt ($132) is your sartorial solution. Crafted from 100% organic cotton (because saving the planet is also cosy), this shirt blurs the line
