Tired of losing your valuables in a puddle or, worse, inside the endless black hole of your duffel bag? YETI gets it. The GOBOX 1 Gear Case ($65) is their smallest, most gloriously over-engineered safe for the essentials you can’t survive without—namely, your wallet, phone, and that park pass you definitely didn’t lose last year. This ultra-portable vault is dustproof, waterproof, and “virtually indestructible.” Frankly, it’s a testament to the fact that men will spend $65 to protect $0.50 worth of fishing licenses. With a removable tray and the cunning PackAttic™ for supreme organisation, you can even strap this hands-free fortress to your skiff or ATV. It’s the perfect way to tell your gear: “You are not allowed to be damaged.” Just don’t put ice in it. Seriously.