Gentlemen, we’ve all been there. You’re enjoying a perfectly serene day outdoors, whether on a grassy field or a sandy beach, and you realise you have nowhere to put your drink. The ground, that cruel mistress, is a terrible place for a cold beverage, and your phone is a disaster waiting to happen. Thankfully, Wren has solved this age-old problem with the Wren Portable Spike Table, a truly genius invention for the modern man.

This isn’t just a table; it’s a mobile command centre for your outdoor essentials. Weighing next to nothing, this compact sidekick features a sharp stake that you simply drive into the ground. Grass, sand, dirt—it doesn’t matter. With a satisfying thud, you’ve created a stable, elevated sanctuary for your phone, your drink, and even that thriller novel you’re pretending to read.

It comes with three height options, so whether you’re lounging in a low-slung beach chair or a classic camp chair, you’ve got the perfect setup. Plus, with a remarkable 44-pound weight limit, it can handle more than just your phone and beer—it can probably support the weight of your existential dread, too. So, ditch the flimsy paper plates and the perilous balancing acts. The Wren Portable Spike Table is your new best friend, ensuring your stuff stays off the ground and your chill vibes remain entirely undisturbed.