Stop carrying that comically large pocketknife; you’re not Crocodile Dundee. The WESN x 1924US Microblade is here to prove that size doesn’t matter. For £93, this 2.25-inch (closed) marvel combines a tough D2 steel blade with a Grade 5 titanium back and an intricately engraved copper front scale by artist Christian Watson.

This hand-drawn art (“Mr. Skelly” or “Do Your Best”) will patina over time, transforming your tiny tool into a baroque masterpiece. It’s the most over-engineered, heirloom-quality box opener you’ll ever own. Limited to 1,000 units, so grab one before Mr. Skelly vanishes.