Gentlemen, tired of jackets that hog precious backpack real estate like they own the place? The Wellen Packable Anorak ($148) is here to stage a tiny, polite eviction. This rugged windbreaker folds neatly into its own chest pocket. Yes, you read that right. It’s basically a sartorial origami masterclass. The “lightweight nylon micro-ripstop shell” is tough enough to handle a light scuffle with a rogue bramble, and the “DWR finish” will laugh in the face of drizzle (though maybe not a full-on British downpour, let’s be realistic).

“Half-zip construction for easy on and off”? Perfect for dramatic entrances and swift exits when the pub quiz gets too intense. “Kangaroo pocket with 2 waist-zip entries”? Enough pocket action to lose your keys in twice. For the gent who values every cubic inch of his carry-on and enjoys the smug satisfaction of being prepared for a sudden gust of wind, the Wellen Packable Anorak is the gift that keeps on… not taking up space. You’re welcome, backpack.