Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Your iPhone 16 Pro Max is less a phone and more a vital organ. Dropping it is akin to a mild heart attack. Thankfully, the UAG Monarch Pro Kevlar® Case exists, a veritable fortress for your digital life. For a mere £104.95, this isn’t just a case; it’s five layers of pure, unadulterated “don’t even THINK about it” for gravity.

We’re talking a shock-resistant core, a fancy armour frame (leather or carbon fibre, because you’re classy and clumsy), and even DuPont™ Kevlar®, the stuff they put in things that don’t break. It’s also MagSafe compatible, so your phone will stick to chargers like a limpet to a rock. Apple Pay? Sorted. Basically, this case is so robust, the biggest danger to your iPhone will be you actually remembering where you put it. Treat your tech (and your stress levels) – you deserve it.