Most men own a screwdriver. A gentleman owns a precision instrument that costs more than a microwave. Enter the Triple Aught Design Fellhoelter Screw It Topo TAD Edition ($225).

Designed by Brian Fellhoelter, this isn’t for assembling flat-pack furniture; it’s for dismantling your other expensive toys. With a bearing-fitted copper hex head, it offers a “quick takedown” action that is terrifyingly satisfying. The milled topo shaft—available in titanium, bronze, or copper—rests in a custom 3D-printed display stand, transforming a simple tool into a desktop sculpture. Finally, a way to feel handy without actually getting your hands dirty.