Gentlemen, ever feel like your current flashlight is just… peanuts? Then behold the Triple Aught Design CWF Peanut TAD Edition Flashlight ($525, around £420). Don’t let the name fool you; this isn’t some keychain trinket. This “Peanut” boasts the latest tech, including customizable RGB LEDs for when you need your beam to match your mood lighting.

It even has a triple tap strobe function – perfect for impromptu disco parties in the dark or signalling passing aircraft. Crafted from solid titanium with a “Fractured Topo” laser pattern (because why not?), this little marvel kicks out a staggering 1500+ lumens. That’s enough to make the sun jealous. So, if you’re looking to illuminate your life with unparalleled programmability and a price tag that’ll make you wince, this “Peanut” is the ultimate EDC essential. Just try not to lose it.