Gentlemen, have you ever felt the void of not having a talking car to both solve crimes and offer witty, self-aware commentary on your life choices? You’re in luck. Tomy International and Universal Products & Experiences have decided to bless us with a limited-edition, 1:10 scale K.I.T.T. die-cast replica, and it’s not a toy—it’s an emotional investment.

This isn’t your average Hot Wheels car that gets lost in the couch cushions. For a cool $399 (because true love isn’t free), you can own a miniature marvel that does everything but drive itself to the corner store for more Cheetos. It has working LED lights that are so accurate they might just blind a stray cat, a rotating license plate for those impromptu getaways, and Super Pursuit Mode panels that will transform your desk from “workspace” to “crime-fighting command centre.”

The real magic, however, lies in its voice recognition. Imagine you, a grown man, asking your car what it thinks of your new haircut. And K.I.T.T. will answer—in the iconic voice you’ve loved since the ‘80s. This is the kind of meaningful relationship you’ve been looking for.

Priced at $399 and weighing in at a hefty 8 lbs, this is a serious piece of kit for the serious collector. Pre-orders are open from September 23 to October 23, 2025. You have until then to decide if you want to be the hero your living room deserves or just another guy with a boring, non-talking car. Just remember, a car this cool deserves to be displayed, not driven off your nightstand in Ski Mode.