If you have ever wanted to measure the passage of time with the unbridled capitalist enthusiasm of a cartoon crustacean, Spinnaker has answered your prayers. The Spinnaker Fleuss Automatic Krabs Blue (£358) packs a robust 43mm stainless steel dive case, 150m water resistance, and an automatic Miyota movement featuring a Krabs-themed small seconds disc. Limited to 450 individually numbered pieces, it is a surprisingly serious tool watch for the gentleman who demands mechanical reliability, Bikini Bottom nostalgia, and an absolute reverence for cold, hard cash.

Spinnaker – £358