Is your current bike terrified of anything dirtier than a freshly paved road? Then meet the State Bicycle Co Carbon All-Road v2 Sidewinder Black ($2399.99), the gravel machine built for adventure and zero hesitation.

This T800/T1000 carbon beauty laughs in the face of potholes, boasting huge clearance for 700c x 2.2” tires—it’s basically a mountain bike in denial. The fast, aggressive geometry forces you into a race-ready tuck, ensuring speed and stability, even when you’re utterly lost. Best of all, the clean internal cable routing keeps things sleek for the coffee stop, while UDH compatibility future-proofs your bike. It’s high-performance, low-drama cycling—just add dirt and a slightly masochistic sense of adventure.