Are you a distinguished gentleman of refined taste, seeking a timepiece that says, “I’m a serious professional, but also I’m secretly obsessed with a talking sea sponge”? Then look no further than the Spinnaker Fleuss Chronograph SpongeBob SquarePants Eyedial Limited Edition Watch ($325). This isn’t just a watch; it’s a statement. A statement that says you’ve successfully navigated the treacherous waters of adulthood without losing your inner child.

This limited-edition masterpiece (just 650 pieces in the black variant!) takes the rugged 43mm Fleuss chronograph platform and transforms it into a joyous celebration of Bikini Bottom. The 3D SpongeBob face on the dial is so lifelike you’ll expect him to ask if you’re ready to get your boating license. His gloved hands tell the time, but the real magic is in his eyes. The left eye is a 60-minute chronograph counter that rotates with the subdial, while the right eye is a 24-hour indicator that turns slowly over the day. It’s a whimsical way to keep track of time and a surefire conversation starter.

Powered by a Seiko Instruments VK64 meca-quartz movement, it delivers the satisfying tactile feel of a mechanical watch with the precision of quartz. With 100m water resistance and a sapphire crystal, this watch is as tough as it is playful. So go ahead, treat yourself. It’s a gift that says you’re responsible enough to buy a nice watch, but still cool enough to appreciate the finer things in life—like a pineapple under the sea.