The name says it all: the Relwen Abominable Hood Jacket ($298) is designed for conditions so cold, they feel purely mythical. This isn’t just a jacket; it’s a stylish, fleece-lined fortress built to defeat winter’s worst mood swings.

Crafted from a comfortable wool sherpa and polyester blend, its relaxed fit is engineered for maximum layering—meaning you can wear a shirt, a sweater, a vest, and perhaps a small alpaca underneath. Forget zippers that only work one way; this jacket boasts a two-way centre front and three concealed cargo pockets, perfect for hiding snacks or perhaps a small flask. Finished with premium leather drawcord stoppers, it delivers serious warmth and rugged style. It’s the closest you’ll get to actual Yeti comfort.