Look, we get it. Autumn is upon us, and with it comes a relentless, cinnamon-scented assault on our senses. Pumpkin spice has taken over everything from our lattes to our laundry detergent, and frankly, it’s exhausting. If you’re a man who yearns for a simpler, more dignified fall, then it’s time to join the rebellion. Welcome to the Anti-Pumpkin Candle Club, and your membership fee is the Ranger Station Pine Candle ($45).

This isn’t just a candle; it’s a protest in wax form. While others are busy drowning their homes in the cloying scent of caramel and nutmeg, you’ll be enjoying the noble aroma of a real, genuine autumn. We’re talking pine needles, the invigorating sting of crisp morning air, and the earthy, post-rain scent of petrichor. This is what fall actually smells like, before it was corporatised and turned into a sugary-sweet marketing campaign.

As part of the highly coveted “STUDIO RESERVE” series, this 8 oz. premium soy wax blend is back by popular demand. It sold out in a flash last year, so you’d better act fast if you want to get your hands on a piece of olfactory defiance. With a 30+ hour burn time, this hand-poured candle from Nashville will be your trusty ally in the war against all things pumpkin. Don’t just smell the season—smell the truth.