Gentlemen, are you tired of your desk resembling the aftermath of a stationery explosion? Then strap yourselves in for the Raico Desk Shelf Cockpit (£205)! This isn’t just a monitor stand; it’s your personal launchpad to… well, slightly more organised screen time.

Crafted from handsome walnut (because even your desk deserves a touch of class), this shelf elevates your monitor, promising to cure that tech-induced hunch. Think of the newfound space underneath! Perfect for stashing secret snacks or that important document you’ll definitely look at later. For a mere £205, you can transform your workspace into a command centre. Just don’t be surprised if you start making airplane noises while you work. It’s a small price to pay for reaching peak desk-based aviation.