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  • March 11, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, is your life cluttered with… things? Tiny things? Things so small they barely register on the object-scale? The Artifox Mini Shelf ($60) is here for you, and your miniature existential crisis. This isn’t your grandpa’s shelf (unless grandpa was a minimalist squirrel). This is a mini shelf, crafted from “solid steel” – because even

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  • March 10, 2025By Leo Davie

    Let’s be honest, your current coffee mug probably weeps with inadequacy compared to the HMM Project Mugr ($48). This isn’t just a drinking vessel; it’s a statement piece. A statement that says, “I take my coffee, and my mugs, exceptionally seriously… and I have very specific cleaning requirements.” Forget ordinary ceramics. This “alternative take on

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  • March 10, 2025By Leo Davie

    Is your life missing… a “3a Series” phone? Good news! Nothing, the brand that brought you some transparency (literally), now offers the Phone (3a) (£329), an exercise in “elevating our mid-range lineup.” Think of it as Phone (2a), but… more. It’s got a “more sophisticated look” – slightly shinier glass, perhaps? A “powerful Snapdragon® processor”

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  • March 10, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, summer tactical chic is IN… if your tactical mission is “dominating brunch.” Taylor Stitch presents the Short Sleeve Surplus Shirt ($118), “inspired by vintage military surplus shirts from the 70s.” Translation: they raided grandpa’s attic, then made it… slightly less itchy. “100% organic cotton!” So sustainable, you can almost feel virtuous while spilling BBQ

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  • March 6, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, struggling to find a gift for the man who has everything… except, perhaps, enough bounty hunter art? Family Tree Design to the rescue with this limited edition “Empire Strikes Back” Boba Fett print ($75)! This isn’t just any poster; it’s a 10-color archival print on matte paper! Plus, screen-printed metallic green! Because apparently bounty

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  • March 6, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do. This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here

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