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Gentlemen, tired of bookends that are, shall we say, underwhelming? Does your bookshelf lack a certain… je ne sais quoi? Allow us to introduce the Jason Voorhees Bookend (£24). Yes, that Jason. From Friday the 13th. Chainsaw enthusiast. Camp Crystal Lake resident. Standing at a respectable 18cm tall, handpainted for extra creepiness, this isn’t your
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376376 ViewsGentlemen, are you tired of wrestling with tangled charger cables that resemble a disgruntled octopus? Do your pockets bulge with wires like a tech support hoarder? Then liberate yourself with the Nomad ChargeKey (£22)! This isn’t just a cable; it’s a key-sized thunderbolt of power. 240W fast charging? It’ll juice up your gadgets faster than
Read More422422 ViewsGentlemen, are you currently desecrating your perfectly chilled craft ales with… shudder… a standard bottle opener? For shame! Elevate your beer-cracking game to piscatorial perfection with the Studio Ham Fish Bottle Opener (£95). This isn’t just any opener; it’s a solid, aged brass salmon. Yes, you read that correctly. Shaped like a fish, weighty like
Read More241241 ViewsGentlemen, does your wrist scream adventure, but whisper “slightly scratch-prone”? Fear not, for Vero Watches of Portland have forged the Forest Service Edition Airtanker Watch ($475) – a timepiece tougher than a woodpecker’s pecker, and just as dedicated to trees. Born from a noble pact with the actual United States Forest Service (yes, those forest
Read More479479 ViewsGentlemen, are you currently running on caffeine and repressed emotions? Is your self-care routine limited to occasionally remembering to shower? Then prepare to be schooled… by cats. Yes, you heard right. The Jesse Jarldane Self-Care Cats Calendar 2025 is here, and it’s purrfectly timed to drag your stressed-out self into next year with feline grace.
Read More509509 ViewsGentlemen, is your coffee routine as exciting as watching paint dry? Does it taste vaguely of sadness and burnt toast? Then it’s time to inject some flavour (and sophistication, obviously) into your mornings with the COALTOWN Overground Duo Gift Box (£24.99). This isn’t just coffee, chaps. Oh no. This is a curated experience. Two bags
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