Gentlemen, are you tired of arriving at your destination looking less “refined urbanite” and more “soggy cyclist”? The solution, my friends, is the Brooklyn Bicycle Co Bedford 8 Bike ($599). This isn’t some lycra-clad, lung-busting machine; this is your essential commuter, designed for gliding around town without breaking a sweat (or your carefully coiffed hairstyle).
Gentlemen, ditch the bonsai and embrace the bone-zai! LEGO’s Jurassic World T-Rex Fossil set ($249.99)is here to inject some prehistoric swagger into your living room. Forget subtle décor; this 3,145-piece beast lets you build a 1:12-scale T-Rex skeleton, complete with posable everything. Imagine: you, sipping scotch, casually adjusting your T-Rex’s jaw. “Oh, this old thing?”
Gentlemen, ditch the iron and embrace the waffle. No, not breakfast. We’re talking the Taylor Stitch Conrad Shirt, a $128 slice of textured paradise. Imagine: you, a beach bonfire, and this shirt, ageing like a fine cheese (but smelling better). Taylor Stitch promises “nuance with every season,” which we interpret as “it’ll look progressively more
Gentlemen, prepare for footwear enlightenment. Hard Graft’s Pure Chelsea Boots ($452) are here, promising the comfort of a suede sock and the swagger of, well, a very expensive boot. Imagine: you, gliding through life, feeling like you’re wearing luxurious foot-gloves. These aren’t just boots; they’re “sneaker hybrids” with microporous soles – basically, bouncy castle technology
Gentlemen, tired of staring at that motivational “Live, Laugh, Lager” poster? Upgrade your décor with the Mikkeller “Horchata Mild” print (£44). Yes, it’s based on a beer label. No, it doesn’t smell like horchata (sadly). Imagine: guests arrive, eyes drawn to your wall. “Ah,” they’ll say, “a connoisseur of fine art, and presumably, delicious beer.”
Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Our grooming routines sometimes…lack vigour. Enter the Oars + Alps Blue Charcoal Bar Soap (£11), a scrubbing brick designed for the discerning gent who demands a deeper clean. We’re talking volcanic sand levels of exfoliation – yes, volcanic. Because what says “refined gentleman” more than polishing your physique with geological remnants?