Gentlemen, are you defined by ducks? Is your watch strap tragically… duck-less? Bon Temps Bands has heard your desperate quacking. Presenting the Bon Temps Mallard Duck NATO Strap ($65) – because sometimes, subtle simply won’t do. This isn’t just any NATO strap; it’s a bespoke, embroidered NATO, featuring a mallard duck, lovingly stitched right here
Gentlemen, is your gin collection a bit… landlocked? Yearning for a touch of nautical mystique? Mermaid Gin (£41) promises to “free your spirit!” – presumably from the mundane grip of terrestrial beverages. Hand-crafted on the Isle of Wight – not exactly the Riviera, but charmingly… British Isles-y – since 2014, it boasts “ten ethically sourced
Gentlemen, let’s be honest, some days your “natural scent” is less “rugged masculinity” and more “mildly offensive gym sock.” Before you accidentally repel innocent bystanders, Dr. Squatch has assembled Earth’s Mightiest Sudsers: The Avengers Soap & Deodorant Set ($42)! Choose your weapon against B.O.: Captain America’s “Liberty Lather” for patriotic freshness, or Thor’s “Divine Storm”
Gentlemen, is your wardrobe… grounded? Yearning for a touch of the… cosmic? Low Tide Thread Co presents the Cosmic Cowboy ’86 Premium Tee ($40), a design they “really can’t get over how cool it ended up being!” High praise, indeed. Apparently, this hand-drawn “Cosmic Cowboy” is rocketing up the “staff favourites list with lightning speed!”
Gentlemen, are your current headphones treating your ears like… coach? Time for a first-class upgrade with the Master & Dynamic MH40 Wireless Headphones ($399). These aren’t just headphones; they’re “the latest evolution of our very first headphones,” which sounds impressively… evolutionary. Boasting “passive noise isolation,” so you can finally block out the existential dread of
Gentlemen, gifting hiking boots can be tricky. Are you saying he needs to walk more? Luckily, Hoka’s Kaha 3 GTX ($240) isn’t just any boot. This is for the guy whose hikes are less “scenic stroll” and more “epic quest for the perfect vista that requires actual mountain goat skills.” These aren’t just waterproof; they’re