Loading
svg
Open

Latest Articles

  • October 30, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, if your wrist game is looking a little too… mortal, allow us to introduce the spectral solution: the Spinnaker Fleuss Automatic Seconde/Seconde/ 2025 Edition for $525. Teaming up with the Parisian prankster of horology, Romaric André (Seconde/Seconde/), Spinnaker has crafted a serious dive watch with a delightful haunting problem. Behind the sapphire crystal and

    Read Moresvgsvg478478 Views
  • October 30, 2025By Leo Davie

    Let’s face it, your current wallet is probably a soggy leather tribute to receipts and expired gym memberships. It’s time to upgrade your pocket real estate to the AULUMU G03 Multi-Tool Magnetic Metal Wallet for $58. Crafted from frosted aluminium alloy, this isn’t just a place to stash your identity; it’s a toolbelt. Need to

    Read Moresvgsvg375375 Views
  • October 24, 2025By Leo Davie

    Is his current flannel thinner than his excuses for not doing the washing up? Enter the MuskOx Grand Flannel in Seagrass. This isn’t a shirt; it’s a stylish, wearable fortress. At a hefty 8.9oz, it’s twice the weight of lesser flannels, making it perfect for rugged adventures like conquering the garden shed or braving the

    Read Moresvgsvg384384 Views
  • October 23, 2025By Leo Davie

    Tired of worrying about pesky things like feeding, cleaning, and the slow, inevitable demise of a real pet? LEGO has the answer! For a cool $479.99, you can dive into the Tropical Aquarium, a 4,154-piece solution to all your relaxation needs. This isn’t just a fish tank; it’s an immersive, low-maintenance underwater dictatorship where you

    Read Moresvgsvg432432 Views
  • October 23, 2025By Leo Davie

    Looking for a way to communicate with your household without resorting to yelling or passive-aggressive fridge notes? Behold the Vestaboard! For a mere £3249, this “award-winning messaging display” promises to “inspire” your family, team members, or highly intimidated guests. That’s right—for the price of a small, pre-owned car, you can now send and schedule crucial

    Read Moresvgsvg511511 Views
  • October 22, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, it’s time to admit it: your fridge door is a travesty of half-used, supermarket-brand condiments. Enter The Sauce Club Subscription (£29), the ultimate intervention for your bland meals. Every two months, this glorious service delivers three hand-picked, small-batch, flavour-packed sauces from the best UK and Irish independent makers, ensuring your chicken dippers are never

    Read Moresvgsvg377377 Views
svg