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  • October 7, 2025By Leo Davie

    Tired of advent calendars offering a daily dose of waxy, thumbnail-sized disappointment? Upgrade your festive countdown with the QWERTY Craft Beer Advent Calendar. It’s a strategic 12-day survival kit for the most chaotic part of Christmas, armed with top-tier Pale Ales and IPAs from Britain’s best independent breweries. The box features a master-brewing Santa and

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  • October 7, 2025By Leo Davie

    At £170, the WESN Bornas isn’t just a knife, it’s a statement – probably something along the lines of “Yes, I can open a box, but I could also fell a small oak.” Crafted in Sweden (because obviously, where else would a sleek, serious blade come from?), this 5.9-inch fixed beauty arrives with a Kydex

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  • October 6, 2025By Leo Davie

    Let’s be honest, your morning espresso routine is a delicate, high-stakes ballet. A single second of over-extraction can turn a cup of liquid joy into a bitter puddle of regret, ruining at least the next eight hours of your day. You need precision. You need control. You need a tiny animated coffee cup on your

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  • October 3, 2025By Leo Davie

    Let’s face it, most of us want to cultivate the aesthetic of a finely-tuned athlete without the tiresome inconvenience of, you know, actual exercise. We want shoes that say, “I could break into a respectable jog at any moment,” even if the only running we’re doing is for the last train home on a Friday.

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  • October 2, 2025By Leo Davie

    Gentlemen, if your morning shower routine currently involves a generic bar that smells vaguely of regret and industrial cleaner, it’s time for an emergency extraction. You need to upgrade your arsenal, and the new Dr. Squatch Alien Awakening & Predator Purge 4-Pack ($30) is the only acceptable intergalactic defence against dirt and grime. Forget passive

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  • October 2, 2025By Leo Davie

    You know that feeling when your charcuterie board is a little… too perfect? Your artisanal cheeses are aligned with military precision, the olives glisten like tiny, green jewels, and everything just screams “effortless success.” Frankly, it’s sickening. Enter The Calamityware “Things Could Be Worse” Serving Plate ($85), the 13.75-inch porcelain behemoth designed by the delightfully

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