Your current body wash is fine, if you enjoy smelling like generic blue goo. But why settle for normal when you can smell like a terrifying interdimensional threat? The Dr. Squatch Stranger Things 4-Pack ($32) delivers four naturally formulated, manly “briccs” inspired by Hawkins’ epic mysteries. Start your morning with Vecna’s Curse (Juniper, Blood Orange
Finally, a shirt that understands your commitment to minimalist packing—and your profound aversion to laundry. GORUCK’s Commando 1/4 Zip ($130) is the hero your duffel bag deserves. Woven from a mighty 89% Merino wool blend (plus 11% nylon for structural integrity, because geometry matters), this isn’t just insulation; it’s an anti-odour force field. Thanks to
Gentlemen, if your man cave currently smells less like the Upside Down and more like missed potential, you need this. The Doctor Collector Stranger Things WSQK “Hawkins Hitmaker Kit” Limited Edition (€61.95) is a direct trip to 1980s Hawkins, where the local radio station keeps everyone informed… even about inter-dimensional demons. This isn’t just fan
Finally, a socially acceptable blanket you can wear in public. For $125, the Howler Brothers Salvo Hooded Blanket Flannel channels those essential “post-surf-nap” vibes, even if your closest water feature is a puddle. Constructed from the same 100% heavyweight cotton flannel as their legendary Rodanthe, this is the hoodie alternative for the man who demands
Forget the eggnog hangover; this is the fuel you actually need this December. The Hard Lines Festive Blend Coffee (£13.50) is described by its creators as “a big, sticky kiss under the mistletoe,” which is certainly more appealing than explaining your regrettable office party decisions. This blend—a sophisticated 60/40 mix of washed Colombian brightness and
Tired of your flat smelling suspiciously like disappointment and old takeaways? Upgrade your olfactory aesthetic with the P&Co Oregon Fireside Ember Scented Candle (£26). This isn’t one of those floral nightmares your aunt buys; this is a rugged, robust silver tin channeling the smoky scent of fireside ember, inspired by Oregon—the kind of aroma that