Gentlemen, prepare to abandon all notions of flimsy, collapsible beach chairs that fold faster than a poker player with a bad hand. The PARKIT x Salty Crew Voyager Chair, priced at a rather reasonable £148, isn’t just a place to park your posterior; it’s a statement. This limited-edition marvel is for the man who earns his crust in salt and sun, whether he’s wrestling a marlin or simply perfecting the art of the post-surf bonfire.

Inspired by deep-water topo maps, its design whispers tales of uncharted seas and untouched shorelines – far more intriguing than your neighbour’s floral camping chair. With boat-safe rubber feet (no more scuff marks on the yacht, chaps!), stainless steel hardware, and Overlander Carry Straps that make hauling it feel like a stroll, this chair is tougher than a two-dollar steak. Oh, and did we mention the patented built-in cooler? It’ll keep a generous 15 boat beers colder than your ex’s heart. So, whether you’re reeling in a monster tuna or simply soaking up rays, this chair has your back (and your brews). Don’t dilly-dally, this limited drop will vanish faster than a free round at the pub.