Let’s face it, your backyard hangs are getting stale. Cornhole? Been there. Spikeball? Too much diving for a man of your distinguished leisure. Enter PaddleSmash, the gloriously aggressive love child of Pickleball and Roundnet that your lawn desperately needs. For $199.99, this is the new, official way to establish dominance over your most competitive family members and friends.

This portable court is your ticket to outdoor fun anywhere—the beach, the backyard, or that tailgate party where Chad keeps bragging about his Pickleball serve. The rules are simple: Bump, Set, and Smash. It’s easy to learn, meaning the action starts fast, but difficult to master, ensuring endless opportunities to remind your brother-in-law who the true champion is. It’s a gift that guarantees 100% fun, or at the very least, a new and exciting way to argue over scoring. Ditch the boring lawn games; it’s time to settle the score, PaddleSmash style.