Gentlemen, do you yearn for the smoky romance of a campfire but lack the enthusiasm for actual camping? Northern Soul Scents has you covered with their Campfire Fragrance Oil (£8). This little bottle of wizardry promises to evoke memories of toasting sweet treats, all from the comfort of your centrally heated abode.

Imagine the rich aroma of woodsmoke and amber, topped off with caramel and burnt sugar – basically, the olfactory equivalent of a perfect s’more without the sticky fingers. Just pop a few drops into your electric mist diffuser and BAM! Instant wilderness vibes. Plus, they’re based in the Lake District and are all about being eco-friendly, so you can feel good about smelling like you’ve been roughing it, even if the toughest decision you made all day was which Netflix show to watch.