If your definition of cooking is boiling water, this Northern Pasta Co Seasoning Bundle (£27.50) is your new culinary power move. Designed in collaboration with Goat Rodeo Goods, the “Hasta La Pasta” seasoning is versatile, bold, and punchy—all the things you wish your last dating profile was. This pantry essential is loaded with fennel seeds, herbs, and the “spicy mama heat” of Aleppo pepper, making every meal totally delicious without any actual effort. Why spend hours chopping when you can simply sprinkle your way to greatness? The bundle even includes four different pasta shapes (Radiatori, Gigli, Casarecce, Rigatoni). Just add the pasta, baby, and pretend you’re an Italian nonna.