We’ve all been there: staring down a lukewarm pot of hotel “brown water” or shivering in a tent with a broken French press. Enter No Normal Classic Black Coffee Paste ($20). This Swiss-made miracle packs 30 cups of 100% Arabica boldness into a 100% recycled aluminum tube. It looks like toothpaste, but for the love of all that is holy, don’t brush with it. Just stir half a teaspoon into water—hot or cold—for a mess-free caffeine hit. It’s shelf-stable for 15 months, meaning it’ll outlast your last New Year’s resolution. Squeeze, stir, and conquer.