Gentlemen, if you ever felt the urge to confront a “pig parker” or institute a strict “chat-and-cut” policy at your next social gathering, this book is for you. The fully authorised No Lessons Learned: The Making of Curb Your Enthusiasm is the definitive companion to Larry David’s 12-season masterpiece.

For £30, you gain access to the glorious mayhem of the show, featuring first-person interviews, Larry’s legendary legal pad outlines, and a crucial glossary of “Larry David-isms.” Finally, you can study the sartorial stylings of Susie Greene and read Leon Black’s Guide to Romance—all the life lessons David refused to learn, bound in one essential volume. Pretty, pretty good.