Is his current flannel thinner than his excuses for not doing the washing up? Enter the MuskOx Grand Flannel in Seagrass. This isn’t a shirt; it’s a stylish, wearable fortress. At a hefty 8.9oz, it’s twice the weight of lesser flannels, making it perfect for rugged adventures like conquering the garden shed or braving the supermarket’s freezer aisle. Double-brushed for a softness that could calm a wild beast (or a toddler), it features two chest pockets for his phone and secrets. At £118, it’s a serious investment in comfort that says, “I love you, now go chop some wood.”