Gentlemen, remember the glorious, pixelated days of 90s handheld gaming? Of course you do! Now you can relive that nostalgia with the Mr Florey GAMEBOT Vinyl Figure (£40). This isn’t just a robot; it’s a tiny, customisable tribute to a bygone era.

Pop in your choice of GAMEBOT Cart (sold separately, because the fun never ends, right?), and behold your very own blocky buddy. It even has magnetic feet for a “satisfying click” – hours of entertainment guaranteed! Just a heads-up, though: this is not a toy. Apparently, it’s a choking hazard for anyone under 15, so keep it away from the little ones. This is serious collector’s stuff, for serious grown-ups who secretly miss blowing into cartridges. Get yours and proudly display your retro gaming cred (and potential choking hazard).