Right, let’s talk wall art that truly speaks your language. Forget bland landscapes or inspirational quotes that belong on a teacup. We present the Mr. Bingo Travel C*nt Bingo Print (£80) – a masterpiece in passive-aggressive cartography. This isn’t just a print; it’s a field guide to the less-than-charming inhabitants of our planet, letterpress printed in a suitably ‘very dark blue’ on fancy white paper that suggests you have some class, despite your appreciation for profanity.

Sized slightly larger than A3 (because this kind of artistry needs room to breathe), it’s from a limited edition of 300, each one signed by the notoriously brilliant Mr. Bingo himself. Hand-printed in the UK, this is the perfect gift for the discerning gentleman who enjoys a bit of edgy humour and perhaps travels frequently (or just enjoys tutting at people). Hang it proudly and let it serve as a hilariously cynical reminder of the glorious weirdness of humanity. Just maybe warn your nan before she pops round for tea.