Alright gents, admit it. Roughing it is grand, but perching precariously on a mossy stump while trying to look distinguished loses its charm quickly. Enter the Mollyjogger Riverside Chair ($160), the civilised solution for your posterior’s outdoor comfort. Crafted from fancy kiln-dried white ash wood (yes, ash) and durable striped canvas, it screams “I appreciate nature, but also decent furniture.” This clever contraption folds down faster than you can say “pass the bug spray” thanks to its nesting design and comes with a handy strap.

For $160, you get USA-made quality, a brass logo badge (because of course), and the ability to support a chap up to 300 lbs – even post-picnic. The stripes might vary, adding a unique je ne sais quoi. It’s the perfect gift for the man whose idea of camping involves maximum comfort and minimal actual effort.