Gentlemen, the future is officially here, and it’s arrived in the most stylish way imaginable: a pair of Ray-Bans. Forget those clunky, dorky headsets and glasses from a decade ago; Meta has partnered with Ray-Ban to bring us the Meta Ray-Ban Display Glasses, a piece of wearable tech so subtle, you’ll be secretly messaging your mates in the pub without them having a clue.

This is the next evolution in looking busy without actually being busy. These aren’t your grandpa’s spectacles. The high-res, full-colour display is built right into the right lens, meaning you get a private, in-lens view of your digital world without ever having to take out that giant slab of glass from your pocket. And the best part? You control it all with subtle, seemingly innocent hand gestures, so you can scroll through your messages while pretending to scratch your nose.

With a 12MP camera with 3X zoom, you can now discreetly snap photos and videos of your life, with a viewfinder right there in your field of vision, so you never miss that perfect shot again. The six-mic array and open-ear speakers mean you can take calls and listen to music, all while remaining a part of the real world. With up to six hours of continuous use on a single charge and an additional 30 hours from the case, these glasses are built for the modern adventurer who likes to stay connected. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go make a subtle hand movement to translate this menu into French.