Tired of your face feeling less “smooth operator” and more “exfoliating-brick-wall”? Fret not, for the Manscaped The Face Buffer Pro ($89.99) is here to tackle the unique challenges of, well, your face. Apparently, thanks to good old testosterone, us chaps have thicker skin than the fairer sex – which explains why we rarely notice when we’re walking around looking like a well-worn sandpaper block.

This isn’t just a fancy brush; it’s a 100% antibacterial silicone wizard designed to power through clogged pores and obliterate dead skin better than ever. With three cleansing modes, you can oscillate, vibrate, or combine for the ultimate facial deep-cleanse, all in a brisk 60 seconds. Choose your vibe: a gentle 6,000 RPMs or a more robust 9,000 RPMs – perfect for those days your face feels like it’s been on a three-day bender. It’s waterproof, boasts up to 75 minutes of runtime (plenty for a week’s worth of polishing), and even has a five-minute quick charge for those “oh no, I have a Zoom call” moments. So, buff up, gentlemen; your face is about to thank you.