Tired of worrying about pesky things like feeding, cleaning, and the slow, inevitable demise of a real pet? LEGO has the answer! For a cool $479.99, you can dive into the Tropical Aquarium, a 4,154-piece solution to all your relaxation needs. This isn’t just a fish tank; it’s an immersive, low-maintenance underwater dictatorship where you control the marine life. Rotate a dial and watch a plastic fish swim (read: jiggle) on demand! Marvel at the majestic crab that emerges from his cave. He’s safe. He’s immortal.

Forget real-world water changes; your biggest worry is stepping on a rogue sea snail. It even has a pearl, because apparently, this aquarium has better life insurance than you do. It’s the perfect, commitment-free conversation starter for your desk. Now that’s a gent’s gift