Look, we all know a man who talks about his “inner child” a little too much, but for the first time ever, we’re actually on his side. Why? Because the LEGO® Icons Transformers: Soundwave is here to make grown-up playtime not just acceptable, but downright essential. At a wallet-thumping $189.99, this isn’t just a toy; it’s a time machine back to Saturday morning cartoons and the sweet, sweet sound of a Decepticon’s voice.

This isn’t your average LEGO set. This is a 1,505-piece masterpiece that lets you build a detailed replica of Soundwave himself. And yes, you can actually convert him into a cassette player and back again without having to tear the whole thing apart and throw a tantrum. But wait, there’s more! His faithful companions, Ravage and Laserbeak, also convert into cassette tapes that fit perfectly into his chest. It’s the kind of meticulous design that makes you want to high-five the LEGO engineers.

But the real magic? Pressing his play button activates specially recorded voice and sound effects. We’re not saying you should use this at your next meeting, but we’re not saying you shouldn’t. With posable joints, a laser blaster, and even a display plaque with his power stats, this is less of a building project and more of a glorious, nostalgia-fueled centrepiece for your home or office. You’re not buying LEGO; you’re buying a piece of your childhood back.