So, you’re looking for a relaxing, wholesome activity for a rainy British weekend? A nice, quiet jigsaw, perhaps? Excellent. Now, take that gentle idea, throw it into the fires of Mount Doom, and behold the magnificent torment that is The Two Towers™ Jigsaw Puzzle. This is not a puzzle for the faint of heart; it’s a 1000-piece challenge sent to test the will of men, elves, and anyone who thinks they’re good at jigsaws.

You see, the fiendishly clever folk at Kings Wild Project have made this puzzle double-sided. That’s right. Just when you think you’ve finally found that elusive piece of Saruman’s tower, you’ll realise it’s actually a fragment from the beautiful card-back design on the other side. It’s a journey more fraught with peril than trying to sneak past a sleeping dragon.

It all arrives in a stunning, book-style box with magnetic clasps and premium foiling, lulling you into a false sense of security. Inside, the pieces nestle in a screen-printed cloth bag. It all looks so civilised, so gentlemanly. Do not be fooled. This is a quest. One does not simply complete this puzzle. You must earn it. For the gent in your life who needs a digital detox so severe it feels like an epic quest, this is the ultimate gift. At just £27, it’s a small price to pay for a challenge of truly mythical proportions. Your precious… weekend is waiting.