Are you the kind of gent who misplaces his keys, wallet, and occasionally his own car? Then prepare to be amazed by the Journey REEVUS Insulated Stainless Steel Bottle ($89.99). This isn’t just a vessel for your lukewarm gym juice; it’s a technological marvel.

Forgetful types, rejoice! This bad boy has a built-in Apple Find My tracker. Yes, you can now ping your water bottle. Because why not? It also doubles as a MagSafe phone mount, perfect for hands-free scrolling while you hydrate (multitasking is key, gentlemen). It keeps drinks hot for 12 hours and cold for 24, and the lid is leakproof – unlike your excuses for missing leg day. Get one. You’ll probably lose it anyway, but at least you can track it.