Gentlemen, tired of bookends that are, shall we say, underwhelming? Does your bookshelf lack a certain… je ne sais quoi? Allow us to introduce the Jason Voorhees Bookend (£24). Yes, that Jason. From Friday the 13th. Chainsaw enthusiast. Camp Crystal Lake resident.

Standing at a respectable 18cm tall, handpainted for extra creepiness, this isn’t your grandma’s floral bookend. Transform your books into a scene of spine-tingling suspense. Finally, a way to ensure no one ever borrows your prized first editions again. Perfect for the horror aficionado in your life, or the gent who just wants to make a statement (possibly a threatening one). At £24, it’s cheaper than therapy after accidentally glancing at it in the dark. Bookish and brutal? Consider your gift-giving sorted.