Got a gent in your life whose schedule resembles a Jackson Pollock painting? Then the Iconic Undated Weekly Archive Planner (£24.99) might just be the heroic (or hilariously futile) gift they need. With a retro look that screams “I peaked in the 80s” (in a good way, probably), this planner offers the glorious freedom of being undated. Perfect for those who operate on their own personal timeline, where Tuesdays might as well be Thursday-adjacent.

It opens flat, which is a win for anyone who’s ever wrestled with a stubborn notebook. Available in four nostalgic colours, it’s got an elastic band to keep all your scribbled appointments (or doodles) safely contained. Plus, it starts the week on a Monday, because apparently, even retro planners have standards. And there’s a checklist! For all those vital tasks, like “Find matching socks.” A thoughtful gift, even if it ends up gathering dust next to last year’s good intentions.