Gentlemen, tired of your apartment smelling vaguely of last night’s takeout and existential dread? Howler Brothers have bottled a better aroma: pure, unadulterated good times. Their Signature Candle ($40) promises an olfactory journey to a sun-drenched rainforest where the cocktails floweth freely from coconut husks, and the very air hums with good vibes. Apparently, it even smells like music tastes and the sound of a sunset. We’re intrigued.

Crafted with a premium soy wax blend and boasting a respectable 30+ hour burn time (thanks to its double wick action), this isn’t some fleeting fancy. It arrives in a reusable amber glass vessel, nestled in a suave black box, hand-poured with love in Nashville. Light this bad boy, and suddenly your living room transforms into your ultimate happy place. Leaving the house? Overrated.

The Howler Brothers Signature Candle: Because your nostrils deserve a vacation.