Gentlemen, are you amphibious? Or perhaps just perpetually indecisive about your terrain? The Howler Brothers Shoalwater Tech Shorts ($89) are here to solve your aquatic (and terrestrial) dilemmas. So popular as pants, they just had to chop ’em off into shorts form!

Built with a magical 4-way stretch nylon/spandex blend, these bad boys are ready for anything from a spontaneous dip to a serious tackle of the biscuit aisle. They’ve got a drawcord for when you’ve indulged too much, and more pockets than a snooker table – including a special one for your pliers (because, you know, pliers). Inspired by the legendary fishing guide/musician/cool cat JT Van Zandt, these shorts are part of a “full kit” for tackling the Texas coast (or, you know, your local canal). For $89, you’ll be ready for any adventure, wet or dry. Just try not to fill all those pockets with water.