Gentlemen, if your current wardrobe is ill-equipped for impromptu foraging (be it for wild mushrooms or a rogue pint), allow us to introduce the Howler Brothers Forager Utility Shirt, a mere $89 investment in sartorial practicality. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a Swiss Army knife in fabric form, taking its design cues from Japanese outdoor gear we’ve been admiring from afar – presumably while wearing shirts with significantly fewer pockets.

Crafted from 100% lightweight nylon taslan, this shirt is as tough as your resolve on a Monday morning. It boasts a snap-closure chest pocket (with a sneaky side-entry mesh secondary pocket, because why have one when you can have two?), a mesh-lined vented back yoke for those moments when things heat up, and – wait for it – a mesh zippered stash pocket at the back right. That’s right, a secret compartment for your, ahem, foraged treasures. Whether your range includes rugged hiking trails, dimly lit bars, or the concrete jungle, the Forager is your sleek, layerable, and ludicrously useful companion.