We’ve found the perfect bar tool for the gent whose taste is equal parts nautical heritage and P.T. Barnum’s hoax-filled curio cabinet. For just $40, the Howler Brothers Fiji Mermaid Bottle Opener is the bizarre sideshow siren your counter has been missing.

This 7-inch, cast iron marvel (or monstrosity, depending on your level of sobriety) boasts a classy antiqued brass finish. It’s the ideal gift for the man who appreciates sailor superstitions and cracking a cold one with something truly weird. Forget elegance; it’s time to pop a top and “let the weird times flow.” This thing is guaranteed to start a conversation.