Let’s be honest, the chances of owning a one-off Mercedes-Benz G-Class art piece designed by fashion mogul NIGO in collaboration with Moncler are slim to none. Thankfully, Hot Wheels has decided to shrink that dream down to a manageable 1:64 scale, allowing you to park this slice of automotive absurdity right next to your keyboard.

Meet the Hot Wheels x Mercedes-Benz Project G-Class Past II Future, a collectable that’s vastly more interesting than your average die-cast car.

This isn’t the G-Wagen you remember from the school run. NIGO has blended ’90s German engineering with Italian alpine luxury, resulting in a miniature off-roader that is, quite literally, wearing a puffer jacket. The removable hardtop canopy is styled with the signature quilted pattern of a Moncler jacket, finished in a fetching dual-tone grey and green with golden accents.

Peek inside, and you’ll find the interior is decked out in Moncler’s signature tartan upholstery – making this toy car’s interior officially more stylish than most of our living rooms.

For a modest £94, you get this ZAMAC-bodied masterpiece rolling on custom Real Riders wheels, complete with a replica sound system. It even comes in its own acrylic display case with a tartan-patterned plinth, because a car this fashionable can’t just be left rolling around in a drawer.

It’s the only G-Wagen you can park on your bookshelf without getting a call from the council, and frankly, it’s the most sensible way to own a NIGO original.