Forget your sensible socks and artisanal coffee, gentlemen. This year, the only gift worth demanding is the Hot Wheels 50th Anniversary Jaws Set (£29). Because, let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want a miniature, die-cast recreation of the Orca, complete with a tiny, doomed mini-figure, being terrorized by a very angry shark? Hot Wheels has pulled out all the stops for Jaws’ golden jubilee. The packaging alone is a nostalgic masterpiece, dripping with 70s flair, and the blister is sculpted to look like real, terrifying water.

It’s a dramatic diorama of impending doom, perfectly scaled for your desk, mantlepiece, or that ever-expanding shrine to pop culture. Seriously, if you thought your shelves were big enough before, prepare for disappointment. This set proudly declares: “You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Shelf.” And frankly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s the perfect blend of cinematic horror and desk-toy brilliance. Just try not to hum the theme tune every time you look at it.