Let’s face it, most “adventures” involve less mountain trekking and more navigating a packed train station for a weekend at the in-laws. For these heroic endeavours, you need a bag that’s hilariously over-engineered for the task. Enter the Herschel All-Season Duffle Bag ($150).

Crafted from some futuristic “All Season” fabric made from 100% recycled materials, this duffle is tougher than a two-day-old baguette. It features removable backpack straps, perfect for that gruelling expedition from the car park to your hotel room, and a tear-resistant base built to withstand… well, being dragged across the floor when you can’t be bothered to lift it. The durable daisy chains are ideal for attaching important gear like carabiners you bought but have never used.

The real party trick? Its modular connection system. This bag seamlessly attaches to Herschel’s roller bags like a heroic space module docking with the mothership, creating a streamlined luggage monolith that will make you look far more organised than you actually are.