Let’s face it, sometimes you just need a serious boot. And when it comes to footwear that screams “I laugh in the face of puddles,” look no further than the Hard Graft Alpine Duck Boots (£295). These aren’t just boots; they’re the 4x4s of your feet, boasting a beefy presence that practically dares anyone to step on your toes. Yet, despite their rugged charm, they manage to inject a surprising amount of pizzazz into your city strolls.

Handcrafted in Italy with that unmistakable artisan touch, these all-weather behemoths mean business. The veg-tan calfskin uppers are lovingly lined with thick Italian wool shearling – because even a tough guy needs comfort – and grounded with a Vibram lug sole that’s more off-road tire than footwear. Rubberized calfskin duck boot styling keeps the elements out, while reinforced toe-caps ensure longevity. And for all their grandiose impression, they fit like a dream, snug where it counts with plenty of wiggle room for your digits, ready for anything from thin socks to your thickest woolly wonders. Care for them, and they’ll be your loyal companions for years of adventure.